MY FELLOW EARTHICANS

 And before you ask, no I'm not going to talk about the HORRIBLE INJUSTICE they are doing to Futurama.

No, I'm here to talk about a less infuriating topic.

MY 20th BIRTHDAY.

 Hai guise, it's LiLi again!

 I guess I should apologize for being absent in your lives so much, but truth be told, I'm really not sorry. I've been doing school junk, work junk, oh, and getting old. Very important there. I know everyone waits for their 21st birthday [Woo legal drinking and all] But I'm more terrified at the fact I won't be classified as a teenager anymore. It won't be any "Oh, look at that punk kid talking to trees again." It'll be like "Oh look at that young adult sacrificing seagulls. Wait a seco-"
BUT ENOUGH ABOUT MY LOVE LIFE.

 I'm turning 20 the Philippines Independence Day. That's right. June 12th ya jerks.
I'm just chillin' here, planning my adult life, finishing final essays for my 3 classes and working 40 hours a week to feed my crippling coffee addiction.

At the end of the year, or next June, whichever suits my needs best, I am either going to make my pilgrimage to see the late, great Edgar Allan Poe or, I am going to New Orleans to summon the Baron.

In the meantime, you can start expecting to hear a lot more from me. Much, much more nonsense. Sweet, sweet delicious nutritious juicy, life-sustaining nonsense...

I AM ALL SERIOUSNESS PEOPLE. THIS IS THE FACE OF MEANING BUSINESS.

LiLi out, y'all.